Gutting the Sacred Cow

The cute as a button Joanne Nosuchinsky makes her 4th appearance continue to dominate the gutting leaderboard (unlike her Mornin' show co-host, Bill Schulz.) Joanne is attempting to kick the bloated liver out of Orson Welles's "Citizen Kane" which happens to be the MOST acclaimed film of all time. And Welles wrote and directed this all at the age of 26; when most of us were figuring out what tattoos would be the least offensive in 15 years. In our 5 fun facts, we learn how Orson Welles decided on the name, Rosebud, and it is damn hilarious. Also, we learn Joanne had an ex-boyfriend who gave her privates quite the nickname (hint: a Disney character) and the gang also shares their porn names. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more! We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time. Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @Jonosuchinsky @morninbillandjo @compoundamerica

The acclaimed films have no shelter to hide in. American Beauty won best picture in 1999 but Jay Black calls this a vicious mistake. He says the Kevin Spacey/Annette Bening tale should put a plastic bag over its mouth and suffocate. But do our heroes @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ think that his idea is worse than Thora Birch getting breast augmentation? Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? You're hearing ads on our episodes, that can be you too! We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox: https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day with new blogs EVERY DAY. Also, grab a mug, hat, shirt, hoodie, whatever at the merch shop, also at guttingthesacredcow.com Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @jayblackisfunny We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few duckets in the bucket, we'd love you longer than that stepdad who ran out on you. Jay Black CHOKES American Beauty with a Plastic Bag Episode 83 GTSC podcast

@PatDixon (NYC Crime report on @CompoundMedia) takes on the umpteenth superhero film on this podcast as he sinks his claws into Black Panther. That's right, one of the top 5 grossing movies and beloved films of all time. Do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ feels Pat brings a vibranium packed argument or is his argument lazier than Forrest Whittaker's eye? Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @patdixon and check out his show, NYC Crime Report on @Compoundmedia. Also TBD and Safe Space are a few other of Pat's shows you should check out! Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day with new blogs EVERY DAY. Also, grab a mug, hat, shirt, hoodie, whatever at the merch shop, also at guttingthesacredcow.com Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? You're hearing ads on our episodes, that can be you too! We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox: https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few duckets in the bucket, we'd love you longer than that stepdad who ran out on you.

Love the balls on @willnoonan (the Will Noonan show on Youtube) taking down a movie that your parents will undoubtedly say is one of their favorites. Will hates the Ben Stiller/Robert Deniro comedy, Meet the Parents, and does a masterful job why this film should get dumped; all while sounding like a perfect clone of Christian Slater. But is Will able to make @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ say, "Martha Focker, this film is worse than a backed up septic tank?" Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? You're hearing ads on our episodes, that can be you too! We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox: https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day with new blogs EVERY DAY. Also, grab a mug, hat, shirt, hoodie, whatever at the merch shop, also at guttingthesacredcow.com Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @willnoonan and check out the Noonan show on Youtube We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few duckets in the bucket, we'd love you longer than that stepdad who ran out on you. Will Noonan DUMPS on Meet the Parents Episode 81 GTSC podcast

Love the balls on @willnoonan (the Will Noonan show on Youtube) taking down a movie that your parents will undoubtedly say is one of their favorites. Will hates the Ben Stiller/Robert Deniro comedy, Meet the Parents and does a masterful job why this film should get dumped; all while sounding like a perfect clone of Christian Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? You're hearing ads on our episodes, that can be you too! We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox: https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day with new blogs EVERY DAY. Also, grab a mug, hat, shirt, hoodie, whatever at the merch shop, also at guttingthesacredcow.com Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @brittmchenry on twitter and IG and check her out on Fox 5 DC! We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few duckets in the bucket, we'd love you longer than that stepdad who ran out on you.

@Buffa82 is a film critic who isn't a douche! Gasp! We're in shock too but he's a good dude because he doesn't get blowhardy nor uses the word, zeitgeist. Dan made @KevinGootee or @kevinIsrael_NJ sit through La La Land, the movie that won Oscars and made a TON of money. We all know KG hates musicals and KI kind of likes them but did this one fall on their favorable sides? And during the episode, Kevin Israel tells a story about his laptop that overflowed with porn and needed to be taken in for repairs? Definitely a story that will invoke a knowing nod or 5. Here is where you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox: https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? You're hearing ads on our episodes, that can be you too! We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day with new blogs EVERY DAY. Also, grab a mug, hat, shirt, hoodie, whatever at the merch shop, also at guttingthesacredcow.com Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @buffa82 on twitter and instagram. Check out Doseofbuffa.com We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few duckets in the bucket, we'd love you longer than that stepdad who ran out on you.

Our old pal and yours, @Billschulz from MORNIN' on Compound Media, returns to get the stink of ZERO gutting to his name off of him. This time, he's chosen the arguable film that open the doors for superhero films, Superman. Christopher Reeve in tights, Gene Hackman in toupees, and Margot Kidder dresses as Elsa from Frozen...this film has it all and then some. I mean, this film is 2.5 hours, not much that it doesn't have. Is Bill FINALLY victorious? Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/ Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Here is where you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox: https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day with new blogs EVERY DAY. Also, grab a mug, hat, shirt, hoodie, whatever at the merch shop, also at guttingthesacredcow.com Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @billschulz @morninbillandjo on twitter and instagram. We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few duckets in the bucket, we'd love you longer than that stepdad who ran out on you.

There's a snake in @JenniferEckhart's boot! Amazingly enough, she hates one of the films that is universally LOVED, spawned 3 sequels, and an entire section in Disneyworld. That's right, Toy Story isn't good enough for Jennifer's taste and she has it out for Woody, Buzz, and even Bo Peep in this film. @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ listen to her assault against the first Pixar film but is her argument worse than melting army men with a magnifying glass? This episode is sponsored by Smile Brilliant and when ordering, use the link below! https://www.smilebrilliant.com/?coupon=gtsc#podcast Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Here is where you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox: https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day with new blogs EVERY DAY. Also, grab a mug, hat, shirt, hoodie, whatever at the merch shop, also at guttingthesacredcow.com Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @jennifereckhart on twitter and instagram. We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few duckets in the bucket, we'd love you longer than that stepdad who ran out on you.

You know why this episode is going to be amazing? Because @blockbustercast selected @KevinIsrael_NJ all-time favorite film, Ghostbusters. The iconic film that launched one of the lamest sequels, a garbage cartoon, and an all-female reboot which send the internet into a tizzy. Do Ben and Dave's argument cross the streams and destroy Kevin Israel's enjoyment of this film? The quartet have a few, "THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN" moments. Lastly, you'll want to watch the youtube video to see Kevin Israel's face get purple with each arrow slung at his beloved Ghostbusters. This episode is sponsored by Smile Brilliant. https://www.smilebrilliant.com/?coupon=gtsc#podcast Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more! We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time. Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @blockbustercast on twitter and @Blockbustermentality on IG

Horror fan and host of "The Thing Is (ding!) Podcast Shannon Heyer (@Gasdigital and @imshannonlee) comes on to explain why the cultural phenomenon, "Get Out" is severely overrated. Does her argument work like the teacup and spoon trick work on @KevinGootee on @Kevinisrael_NJ? Also, the gang discuss their hatred for people who chew with their mouths open and scrape their teeth on forks. See, we can discuss etiquette and movies in the same podcast, WE HAVE NO LIMITS. This episode is sponsored by Smile Brilliant. https://www.smilebrilliant.com/?coupon=gtsc#podcast Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more! We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time. Social media for the gang: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @Imshannonlee @gasdigital

We seem to be on a tear with having guests picking iconic films of the 80's and finding plenty of faults with them (Coming to America, Die Hard, Karate Kid) Oh, and speaking of the Karate Kid, here's a first. This week's guest was in the Karate Kid...3. That's right, Sean Kanan (@seankanen but in KK3, Mike Barnes) joins us to crescent kick Footloose. You know, the film features the song where unoriginal couple plays at their wedding. Well, Sean wishes this film ended up like Kevin Bacon's first character role did in Animal House...spanked with a pledge paddle until his skin blisters. But do @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ agree with Sean this film is as lively as Chris Penn is now? Don't forget, you can find us on all podcasts platforms: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox. You name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where-to-listen-see-us/ Looking to sell your product, advertise your services, or raise brand awareness? We'd love to help you and we can be reached at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more! We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow so if you're feeling so inclined to throw a few bucks in the bucket, we'd love you long time. Social media for the trio: @KevinGootee on Twitter, FB, IG. www.kevingootee.com @kevinisrael_NJ on twitter, FB, @Kevin_israel_comedy on IG www.kevinisrael.com @seankanen Studio City on Amazon Prime and Way of the Cobra book is coming soon

Another week, another episode where we can't believe we found someone who hates a cinematic masterpiece. Don Jamieson (@realdonjamieson) thinks Bruce Willis and his patchy chest hair frolicking around an office Christmas party is a terrible film. And for those of you too dense to figure it out, we're talking about Die Hard. Are @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ in agreement or completely aghast? And do they drop Don's argument off the top floor of Nakatomi plaza? Don't forget, you can find us on all imaginable podcasts: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox, you name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. https://guttingthesacredcow.com/where...​ Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. We'd love to advertise your product our service and to do so, email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more! We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow Social media for us: @GTSCpodcast on twitter @Gutting the Sacred Cow on FB, IG, Tumblr, and Tik tok

What perfect timing @LaurenSivan (Hotel Artemis, Taken 3, and Fox News) has as her selection for this episode...Coming To America. As we post this, Coming 2 America came out just yesterday and seems the masses HATE the sequel. And Lauren went from loving the first Coming to America to finding more flaws in it than a pair of knockoff Prada shoes. Can Lauren convince @KevinGootee and @KevinIsrael_NJ that Prince Akeem be on a travel ban list to America? Want to write a new theme song for one of our segments (5 fun facts, Amazon 5 star reviews, Critics 1 star reviews, etc)? Whip something up and send it to us. We'd love to advertise your product our service and to do so, email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Social media for us: @GTSCpodcast on twitter @Gutting the Sacred Cow on FB, IG, Tumblr, and Tik tok Follow @KevinGootee, @KevinIsrael_NJ and @LaurenSivan (also @idiotsavan) on all social media platforms. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more! We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow You're all amazing creatures for letting us entertain you for an hour each week and we cannot thank you enough. It truly is amazing when you tell your friends on social media as well as in person what an amazing podcast we have. THANK YOU! Lauren Sivan DETHRONES Coming to America Episode 71 GTSC podcast

Oh boy, are we going to upset women of the 80's and 90's with this week's film. Juliette Miranda (@morningneurosis, host of the Unwritable Rant podcast) returns to attempt to slay, Pretty in Pink. We just heard a lot of pearls being clutched as the queen of 80's movies has never taken shrapnel on this podcast...until now. Don't forget, you can find us on all imaginable podcasts: apple iTunes, Spotify, google, spreaker, stitcher, iheartradio, castbox, you name it and we're on it! And you can also see our handsome yet smug faces on Youtube as well. Hello to our new friends! We love it when you click "subscribe", like us on social media, and most importantly when you tell your friends/family about our podcast. Thank you ALL for continually shouting us out on social media, we love when you do that as well as leave us those 5 star rating and 2-3 sentence reviews. We'd love to advertise your product our service and to do so, email us at guttingthesacredcow@gmail.com Guttingthesacredcow.com is where you find us every day giving YOU those movie quotes, movies news, THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN, and more! We're at Patreon now: patreon.com/guttingthesacredcow Social media for us: @GTSCpodcast on twitter @Gutting the Sacred Cow on FB, IG, Tumblr, and Tik tok