CheezWits

Think of it like a radio morning show without the early hours and all that annoying music. If cheesy crackers were people.... they'd be Chris, Wally, and Jess. Hey, wit happens.

We're three friends who met doing radio together (well, Wally and Jess did, and Jess and Chris did). We cover everything from bad dates and pooping in public to the news of the day and what it's like to work in radio. We WILL make you laugh, possibly as much AT us as WITH us -- we're that funny (not just funny looking). Bring your sense of humor! It's called comedy, people. (We might also make you think about some more serious stuff, but don't hold that against us)

Warning: we cuss. A lot. Adjust your listening accordingly.

If you laugh even once, we'd sure appreciate your rating and review on Apple Podcasts (even if you listen somewhere else -- it just takes a free iTunes account) so more people can laugh at us. Uh. With us. Yeah.

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LATEST EPISODE

Episode 109: Actions Speak Louder Than Wits

Wally's old white man voice, companies with unfair business practices, the UHC shooter and creative social media responses, wokeness and national tumult�throughout�the generations, old men and their peeing problems, celebrity Facebook encounters, and new takes on old radio stories.

01:01:06 12/15/2024

Past Episodes

Episode 108: Stank and Cheez

How Walmart got us blocked in Russia, the roofer who ignored the 'no soliciting' signs, drama in gig work, homeowner's insurance drama, Chris proves once again that he has no idea how women's bodies work, an uncomfortable reaction to an uncomfortable conversation, things that just make no sense, first date scenarios, comparing the uses of Mando/Lume and a steak and cheese, and drinking on the air. And to think you get all of this for free.

01:06:29 12/8/2024

Episode 107: Rude Awittening

Church choirs singing "Like A Prayer," Wally has another run-in with the law, family drama and the holidays, the real names of radio people, celebrities that have always looked the same as they do now, actors being who you expect them to be, and GUESS WHO HUNG UP FIRST. You won't believe it unless you hear it for yourself. And if you gave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts it would be a Christmas miracle.

01:04:40 12/1/2024

Episode 106: Witiocracy

Wally accidentally puts us in his neighborhood Facebook group, AI imagines Jess... differently, another backwards law in Tennessee, one of us got caught in a poacher sting, radio stuff, and Tyson v. Jake Paul. So this is season 3, huh? Meh.

01:03:26 11/24/2024

BONUS EPISODE: A Babble Of Wits - The "Best" of CheezWits Year 2

What lube means, clitoris oil, Wally can't hang up, dating apps, Google fiber, why we'll probably never get a sponsor, and WuTang is forever. That's just some of the drivel we cobbled together for the "best" of our second year of existence. Hey, if it weren't for you listening, we wouldn't still be here doing this. So you only have yourself to blame.

00:50:17 11/20/2024

Episode 105: Swisster Act

Wally and Jess compare caregiver stories, the lady with the arms (IYKYK) calls Jess before coffee, friend of the show Brad is a new dad, incoming cabinet appointments, Wally ticks off the neighborhood Facebook group, prayer and hypocrisy, iHeart keeps killing radio, and Jess saves the neighborhood from the pittie puppy. It's our last episode of Season 2, so if you've stuck with us this long, how about a review on Apple Podcasts?

01:07:56 11/17/2024

Episode 104: Witizen Initiatives

Our post-election analysis - are we smarter than a 5th grader? Debatable. Movies that defined our respective generations, home improvement scammers, the company that broke radio, and phrases with racist origins.

01:06:45 11/10/2024

Episode 103: Cheezed To Meat You

To do a "best of year 2" or not, how people treat caregivers, paying attention to details, getting gas at BJs (is that a setup for Chris? Maybe), crazy radio station callers, the latest campaign faux pas, why the Brady Bunch revival is a no go, wagyu beef at Walmart, and the post-election future of our show. Have you thought about CheezWits as a write-in candidate?

01:08:54 11/3/2024

Episode 102: Muenster Mash

Calls from caregivers at night, early voting and the game Jess played while waiting in line, Wally tries to think of some double standards, and more proof we'll never survive as a society. Besides the existence of this show, obviously.

01:02:00 10/27/2024

Episode 101: You Took the Curds Right Out Of My Mouth

Dead people on Facebook, Jess plays "would you rather" marriage edition, we take an important survey, aging parents and their houses, terrible dreams, you'll never guess where we found GOOD customer service, Dunkin coffee, and the cheapskate Wally and Jess worked for. Are we offensive? Sure, but are we funny? Nah. But leave us a rating/review at Apple Podcasts anyway, would ya?

01:02:57 10/20/2024

Episode 100: Unsolicited Wit Pic

People who didn't evacuate ahead of hurricane warnings, misinformation about FEMA, misinformation about Puerto Rico, toilet paper hoarders, the real reason Jess can't go to Canada, SEC fan vandalism pays off, old age forgetfulness, farts and child locks, getting mugged while making deliveries, getting away with stuff in front of cameras, and Wally shockingly doesn't understand today's youth.

01:03:46 10/13/2024

Episode 98: Government Cheez

We imagine Wally as a Senator, the radio station dropping the ball on things happening in its local community, the last K-Mart and stores that file for bankruptcy, misleading political memes and posts, new scam calls, a letter from Donald J Trump, states where it's illegal to cheat on your spouse, and Chris teaches accents.

01:00:03 9/29/2024

Episode 97: Tighty Wittys

This week, we cover Wally's adventures in computer stuff, an Ivermectin delivery, Chris draws the line at feet, P Diddy, real men and skid marks, the punchline from Chris we never get to hear, Jess has an offensive shirt "oops", people who don't follow the rules, peeing the bed, and the difference between men and women. As you can see, while the technical quality is better than last week, nothing else is.

00:59:30 9/22/2024

Episode 96: Cheez and Crappers

If you look up "disaster" in the dictionary, you'll see the three of us waving at you from this episode. First Wally has computer problems, then Jess does. We've cobbled together an episode in which we talk about computer problems A LOT, and there is drastic mid-sentence change in audio quality. Obviously, we talk about the debate.... and Springfield. Also Selena Gomez in the billionaire's club, a 5 minute butt-dial, Jess did NOT get a CMA nomination, Wally misses the good old days of software, attractive women then and now, and bullies then and now. If there was ever a time for us to ask you NOT to rate us on Apple Podcasts, this would be it.

00:53:38 9/15/2024

Episode 95: FUndue

In a shocking turn of events, Wally doesn't understand his computer; plus the Chase bank "glitch," racism at Walmart, the most potty-mouthed state in the Union, and the ways in which Jess has grown into her bitchiness. It's like Kindergarten, but for adults (I know you are, but what am I?) Help us out and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, would ya? Even if you listen somewhere else.

00:59:32 9/8/2024