213 Let's Talk About The Wolves, I Mean Loons : A Draw, A Win, & A Big Distraction

The guys open the podcast apologizing for being distracted as the Wolves game 7 is happening at the same time. They then discuss their weekends, and jump into the nights beers. They briefly touch on the Loons draw against the Galaxy on Wednesday, but spend most of the rest of the pod talking about the Loons victory over Portland on Saturday. They discuss a very interesting lineup from Eric Ramsay, rotating players due to a midweek game, an early score by the Timbers, a Tapias headbutt, an all hands on deck subbing situation in the 2nd half, Lod's goal, & Sang Bin's goal. They discuss all the yellow cards that were handed out, and what that means for the upcoming match against the Rapids. Predictions for the Colorado Rapids game are up next, followed by the guys forgoing the rest of the pod to watch the 2nd half of the TWolves game.

01:11:39 5/20/2024

Past Episodes

218 We Got The Wrong Stuff : Loons Lose Two & Paula Abdul's Oxygen Tank

The guys open the podcast with Tony talking about his Sunday night at the Jazzy Jeff, Paula Abdul & KNOTB concert and the guys talking about their weekends. Then it's on to the nights beers and a couple of transactions happening for the Loons. They then briefly discuss the Loons losses to Dallas and Austin, which is followed by some summer transfer window speculation.

00:51:39 6/25/2024

217 You Can't Polish A Turd : Loons Lose In Seattle & Grocery Bagging Etiquette

The guys open the podcast talking about Father's Day, the Euro Cup & Goulash vs Fondue. Then it's on to the nights beers, and a discussion about the Loons lose to Seattle. They talk about the lineups, Trapp being away for the birth of his child, the Seattle goals, the Loons one shot at making it a game, the overall bad performance, and what it means moving forward. They then make their predictions on the upcoming matches against Dallas & Austin, which is followed by some MN Soccer history. They finish the podcast playing a short clip from an old Jewel Grocery store employee training video about the proper way to handle customers while bagging groceries.

01:14:24 6/17/2024

216 Our Roster Was A Bit Thin : Loons Draw Dallas & A Petting Zoo Escape

The guys open the pod discussing grad parties, Connor getting on the pitch at Allianz Field & weekend events. Then it's on to the nights beers and talk about the Loons draw against Dallas. They discuss how many guys were missing from the roster, the lineup, a positive start to the game with a Dotson goal, Dallas coming back with a goal of their own right away, and both teams sort of turtling in the second half. They then make their predictions for the upcoming game against Seattle. MN soccer history is up next, and they finish the pod with a story about a gator getting loose from a petting zoo at a school end of the year event.

01:27:05 6/10/2024

215 No Vulgar Party Props Allowed : A Loss, A Win & The No Fun Police Spanish Edition

The guys open the pod talking about their weekends. Then it's on to the nights beers, and a brief discussion of the final chapter in the Rey saga. They gloss over the loss to LAFC earlier in the week, and then get to the Loons victory over SKC on Saturday. They discuss the lineups, a first half goal from Tani, DJ's injury, Lod's goal, Arriaga's goal, Johnny Russell doing what he always does against the Loons, and some late game dust ups. They then make their predications for next weeks game against Dallas with a very depleted Loons squad. Some MN soccer history is up next, and they finish the show with a story about a town in Spain having problems with bachelor & bachelorette parties.

01:30:57 6/3/2024

214 Getting Frisky In Colorado : Loons Draw The Rapids & Bad Monkey Business

The guys open the podcast talking about what they did this Memorial Day weekend, and talk about some veterans they know that have lost their lives in battle. Then it's on to the days beers, and the Loons draw against Colorado. They discuss the lineup, Sang Bins speed on two goals, another Tani goal, a Rapids comeback, and a very odd game all around. They then make their predications on the upcoming matches versus LAFC & SKC. They finish the podcast with a story about a city in Thailand being overrun by naughty monkeys.

01:05:33 5/27/2024

212 It's The Same Old Situation : Somebody's Back In Town, Loons Tactics & Plungers

The guys open the podcast talking about what they did for Mother's day, and then get to the nights beers. They then discuss an update regarding Rey being back in the Twin Cities, and the steps he has to go through to get back on the pitch. Next, they discuss some Loons tactics, and try to figure out formation Ramsay is going for in his early career. They then make their predictions on the upcoming games against the Galaxy & Timbers. They finish the podcast with a story about a guy marking buildings in Duluth, snakes in a guys pants, & things you shouldn't bring on a plane.

00:54:34 5/13/2024

211 Road Warriors : Loons Beat Atlanta & Monsters In The Closet

The guys start the podcast talking about throwing hot dogs in the Metrodome & what they did over the weekend. Then it's on to the nights beers, and Rey's latest instagram feed. The Loons victory over Atlanta is up next. They discuss the formation, the lineup, a quiet first half, Arriaga scoring for his new baby, another Tani goal, some late game defensive breakdowns, and how many finger wags to get a yellow card. Up next, Tony talks about the 75 anniversary of the Superga plane disaster, which killed many members of Turino FC. Then it's on to some MN soccer history, and they finish up the pod with a story about monsters in girls closet.

01:19:00 5/6/2024

210 Bongi's Slip & Slide Adventures : Loons Beat SKC & Things You Shouldn't Call The Cops For

The guys open the podcast discussing Tony & Dave's Saturday road trip and David buying a new house. They then get into the nights beers, and a discussion about the Loons victory over SKC at Allianz Field. They talk about the lineup, the formation, a fast start, potential offsides, an SKC comeback, needing to put teams away at home, some errors in subbing, and Tony's hate of Johnny Russell. They then make their predictions for the upcoming game in Atlanta. They finish the podcast talking about some southern residents using the cops for their pest control issues.

01:25:20 4/29/2024

209 It Was A Family Sized Bucket Of Cookies : Loons Win On The Road & Drunk Vultures

The guys open up the pod talking about their weekends, and to celebrate 420, do a little weed talk. Then it's on to the nights beers, and a discussion about the Loons victory over Charlotte. They talked about the juggling of the lineup, Tani getting the start, some rotating formations, early chances, goals by Tani, Lod & Dotson, and how the Loons really dominated this game from the 15 minute mark till the end. They then make their predictions on the upcoming home match up against SKC. MN soccer history is up next, and they end the podcast with a story about some vultures who had a little too much fruit cocktail.

01:03:02 4/22/2024

208 Are The Loons More Than Meets The Eye : A Loss, Hot Fudge Sundaes & Beer Can Island

The guys open the pod discussing what they did the past week, and play a clip from an Old Country Buffet training video. Then it's on to the nights beers, and an updated on the Rey situation. The Loons loss to Houston is up next. They discuss the lineup, Hugo's first game, an only goal, slip sliding on the turf, an almost goal, & a better second half. They then make their predictions for the upcoming game against Charlotte. Some MN soccer history is up next, followed by a story about an island for sale in Florida. They finish the podcast discussing the return of the original Transformers animated movie to theaters.

01:30:42 4/15/2024

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